Dear viewers of this website (if any),
We are indifferent to announce that the pictures we attached to our previous post on the brand-new "Way●Wellington Adventure" park are now considered outdated. We are currently updating our signature "Port of Call" entry into a br-agfggsgfhsgfhsfgf
(overheard) Okay, where's the knob on this thing?
(TV STATIC)
"'ello muh beybee hello muh honney hulloh muh rag time goiiaaalll"
(TV STATIC)
"Happy birthday, fatso."
"AAAGH----"
(TV STATIC)
uh.ohuh.hey.
..
BRUP
is me. Goffy!!!!!!!!Nyehhhhhh(dies
(TV STATIC)
"itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesGULLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII_------"
(TV STATIC)
"According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly."
(TV STATIC)
-Oh NOW it's starting to work. 'Hello 'folks. It's me, Wario. Yeah. Betcha haven't heard THAT NAME in a while. Anyways I'm back from meme therapy and the WMP Team (that team only consisting of one person) decided to hire me again.
I'd like to talk about the "Way●Wellington Adventure" project that we've been working on for a long time now. As the guy above was about to say, the whole "Port of Call area" is going to be remodeled into an entirely new "Efteling-esque" one. Boss (MSK1) says he doesn't want the area to become a "DisneySea knockoff" or something like that, whatever it means.
East Side and West Side are also going to go under a few changes. Each are going to be designed differently, but still have the same attractions. We're still not sure if that "Wonders of de Efteling" thing is going to happen yet though.
We've also decided on what lands are going to co-exist with West and East Side. One of them is French Quarter, which is based off the whole "streets of New Orleans" kind of gig. S̶e̶e̶ ̶P̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶O̶r̶l̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶Q̶u̶a̶r̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶x̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶s̶.̶ Another one we put into fruition is a currently-unnamed "Adventureland-esque" (As the boss puts it) area. E̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶l̶m̶a̶o̶ And there's going to be an entire island area inside of the lagoon...
As for the name, (if you're still wondering about it) We still haven't thought up of a good one yet. Think of "Way●Wellington Adventure" as more of a working title than a final one. Well, that's progress for you. And, uh, speaking of progress... FATHER AND CHORUS SING:
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Shining at the end of every day.
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream awa--
We are indifferent to announce that the pictures we attached to our previous post on the brand-new "Way●Wellington Adventure" park are now considered outdated. We are currently updating our signature "Port of Call" entry into a br-agfggsgfhsgfhsfgf
(overheard) Okay, where's the knob on this thing?
(TV STATIC)
"'ello muh beybee hello muh honney hulloh muh rag time goiiaaalll"
(TV STATIC)
"Happy birthday, fatso."
"AAAGH----"
(TV STATIC)
uh.ohuh.hey.
..
BRUP
is me. Goffy!!!!!!!!Nyehhhhhh(dies
(TV STATIC)
"itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesGULLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII_------"
(TV STATIC)
"According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly."
(TV STATIC)
-Oh NOW it's starting to work. 'Hello 'folks. It's me, Wario. Yeah. Betcha haven't heard THAT NAME in a while. Anyways I'm back from meme therapy and the WMP Team (that team only consisting of one person) decided to hire me again.
I'd like to talk about the "Way●Wellington Adventure" project that we've been working on for a long time now. As the guy above was about to say, the whole "Port of Call area" is going to be remodeled into an entirely new "Efteling-esque" one. Boss (MSK1) says he doesn't want the area to become a "DisneySea knockoff" or something like that, whatever it means.
East Side and West Side are also going to go under a few changes. Each are going to be designed differently, but still have the same attractions. We're still not sure if that "Wonders of de Efteling" thing is going to happen yet though.
We've also decided on what lands are going to co-exist with West and East Side. One of them is French Quarter, which is based off the whole "streets of New Orleans" kind of gig. S̶e̶e̶ ̶P̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶O̶r̶l̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶Q̶u̶a̶r̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶x̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶s̶.̶ Another one we put into fruition is a currently-unnamed "Adventureland-esque" (As the boss puts it) area. E̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶l̶m̶a̶o̶ And there's going to be an entire island area inside of the lagoon...
As for the name, (if you're still wondering about it) We still haven't thought up of a good one yet. Think of "Way●Wellington Adventure" as more of a working title than a final one. Well, that's progress for you. And, uh, speaking of progress... FATHER AND CHORUS SING:
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Shining at the end of every day.
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream awa--