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LOCAL HAT GONE!
That's right, mouseketeers, it turns out the Sorcerers Hat at Hollywood Studios has been demolished over the past month. It officially was gone on Feb. 25th.
That's right, mouseketeers, it turns out the Sorcerers Hat at Hollywood Studios has been demolished over the past month. It officially was gone on Feb. 25th.
Many authorities say that the hat went missing because of an issue in the space time continuom confirmed by NASA scientists and go kart racers. As of now, a protest is going on directed by Waluigi to put the hat in its rightful place in Bradenton, to make it a tourist attraction instead of a stupid retirement village.
WAY VBS CANCELLED >:
Sad news, newsfolk. Way VBS has been cancelled after 6 years of absolutely nothing. Way Staff say that they pretty much are tired of doing this every single year and they want to air new stuff on TV. As for Flurg Flurgrock, he said that Way was going to make him host for the next 8 years like Rosie O'Donnell with the Kids Choice Awards, and just wants to make cruddy holiday specials and direct to TV movies.
You can check out some of the best moments of Way VBS 2013 here.
WAY VBS CANCELLED >:
Sad news, newsfolk. Way VBS has been cancelled after 6 years of absolutely nothing. Way Staff say that they pretty much are tired of doing this every single year and they want to air new stuff on TV. As for Flurg Flurgrock, he said that Way was going to make him host for the next 8 years like Rosie O'Donnell with the Kids Choice Awards, and just wants to make cruddy holiday specials and direct to TV movies.
You can check out some of the best moments of Way VBS 2013 here.
Coming Soon Events
/frz/ Resurrection Day - March 13th
Destroy Your House with Leprechauns Day - March 17th
Way's 7th Anniversary Celebration - March 28th
All Fools Day - April 1st
Destroy Your House with Leprechauns Day - March 17th
Way's 7th Anniversary Celebration - March 28th
All Fools Day - April 1st